"Poor_Sh" (ar4x)
12/03/2018 at 19:14 • Filed to: None
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"Poor_Sh" (ar4x)
12/03/2018 at 19:14 • Filed to: None | 3
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Nvm the tire pressure warning, I don’t have sensors in my winter wheels.
A Porsche with over 30k? Worthless! I guess I’m stuck with it forever now that I can’t ever sell it. On the plus side, now I have a winter beater and project car!
Chariotoflove
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:27 |
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That’s right, just like marriage. After a certain number of years, no one else is buying, so you might just as well keep it.
Of course, don't extend the marriage analogy too far if you start talking about beaters...
Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:30 |
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Nah, it’s the electric power steering that makes it worthless. Guess you’ll just have to fix that! And then there’s the small matter of the electronic suspension...
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:35 |
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30,000 miles? Yikes.
Tell you what. Trade you a new car with 1590 miles on it.
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Poor_Sh
> Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/03/2018 at 19:38 |
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Eh... PASM in RI is kinda nice. But yeah, how do I swap to hydraulic steering?
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Poor_Sh
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
12/03/2018 at 19:40 |
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That sexy Forte? Deal! But you have to drive it to Rhode Island for me. No additional miles please.
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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:46 |
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I could send it by air and still come out on top
Brickman
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:53 |
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Gauge cluster GPS is the best!
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Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 19:58 |
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Step 1: Bring me a briefcase full of money.
Step 2: Ignore the noises I make while checking out the
spares catalogs
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Step 3: Wait!
Step 4: Wait some more because PASM is fine but you need the DSC controller to really make it shine.
Step 5
: “Hahaha! My 991 has hydraulic steering!”
It is very much NOT a straight-forward procedure, but Porsche really should not have made the mechanical interchanges so obvious if they didn’t want me to go all mad science on this shit.
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Poor_Sh
> Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/03/2018 at 21:07 |
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I totally would, but I can't afford a briefcase.
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Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
> Poor_Sh
12/03/2018 at 21:22 |
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That’s fine. I also accept Bethesda Bags(TM) full of cash.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Poor_Sh
12/04/2018 at 06:34 |
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needs another zero
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Poor_Sh
> pip bip - choose Corrour
12/04/2018 at 07:36 |
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If it lasts that long I'll post up in 2040 and be incredibly happy (and incredibly broke)!